DUMMY CLUB: WEEK 6 - 8/10/16

October 3, 2016

It's Week 6 and this signals the arrival of the Dummy Club that we have all been waiting for. It's Pants Week!

 

This week players will be required to turn up to the game with their briefs, pants, underwear or whatever Dave Thomas likes to call his man thong, on the outside of their trousers. The picture below should clearly illustrate what you need to do.

 

 

 

Some fun facts about pants:

-A 2008 survey revealed that 9% of men in America have underwear that is at least 10 years old. Fifteen percent own underwear that is between 5-9 years old.

-Ten-year-old Jack Singer of Warwick, New York, wore 215 pairs of underwear simultaneously on June 13, 2010. He broke the previous record of 200 pairs.

-On October 14, 1996, a student pledging for the Kappa Alpha fraternity at Texas A&M required emergency care after receiving injuries from a wedgie. He had to have one of his testicles removed as a result of the injury.

-My work internet history is going to look horrendous after this.

 

Failure to comply will incur the usual £1 fine.

 

Note: Players need to bring their Dummy each week as well as the specified item.

 

 

 

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